5 stars: We love this track. Listen immediately.
4 stars: We really like this track. Recommended.
3 stars: We like this track.
2.5 stars: Meh. No opinion, really.
2 stars: We don't like this track.
1 star: We really don't like this track. Avoid.
0 stars: We absolutely hate this track. It has made our world a more terrible place in which to live.
There will also be a super-special designation for '6-star' tracks. These are 5-star tracks that are so memorable and amazing that they hold a special place in the heart of the reviewer.
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